Posted by Bone at January 27th, 2006

I’ve just had a marathon session in the kitchen with the brillo pad. Almost an hour, the guns are gonna be sore in the morning.
At first I was just cleaning up a few things that had been left out (e.g. open tub of flora spread), but then, for no reason at all, I carried on cleaning, even though it was well past one. First I attacked the roasting tin, it had lain greasy for too many days (not my responsibility I hasten to add), I turned it from a soul-crushing black, to a mostly steel coloured, non-shiny triumph. I didn’t stop there either, I had done all the plates and cutlery when I thought it was time to finish.
As I began to walk away I kitchen table, the collection of dirty glasses on it screamed to me “Bone/Andy/Andrew, clean us, we’ve been here for too long!” And so I heeded their call, and another 20 minutes later my hands were as wrinkled as an 80 year-olds and the glasses stood proudly on the draining board.
I then realised that this brought up an interesting issue, I’d just spent about an hour cleaning up the kitchen, and yet only 1 glass of it was mine to clean. So, who of my housemates will notice? Who will say thanks? Who will ensure that we don’t end up in the same situation again, and who will allow their plates to pile up because they know that the ‘kitchen fairy’ will magically clean everything…
Richard has already said thanks, he walked in as I was finishing up (the hug was much appreciated). That’s 1 out of 5 then.
*UPDATE* Tom said thanks, he cleared away the glasses, but he told me I shouldn’t have folded and cleaned up everyone else’s mess. Rory walked into the living room and said, “I don’t know who it was, or if it was an intended effort, but thanks to whoever cleaned the kitchen”, Richard and I looked at each other, nodded, and said, “that counts.” This leaves Paz & Matt, Paz knows I did it, yet hasn’t said anything, he just listed off what he had in the sink at the time that needed cleaning. Matt seems to be oblivious that all his washing up has magically disappeared. And less than 2 days after there was 0 plates, 0 cutlery and 0 glasses that were dirty, we now have a whole sideboard covered in dirty stuff - none mine, of course (or Richards, since I know that he’ll read this).
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More kitchen sink drama…………
Originally uploaded by andi2.