Errrr yeah, the entertainment in their clubs is…. interesting to say the least. To quote Tigg (the photographer of the past couple of posts) “she’s wearing stars!” He was in heaven. Notice me putting the boobs at the top of the post. Genius.

This was from our first day, after we’d had an average of 1 hours sleep each, and we were walking around town searching for somewhere to have lunch. Logically, we walked into a cafe, but this being Amsterdam, cafe actually means bar, so instead of having sandwiches, we had beer. Now you have to consider that this was at 12:00, which was 11:00 English time, and we hadn’t slept, so 2 pints had us fairly merry. The barman was a guy called Marco, who was very helpful in telling us about where to go for clubs and stuff, and was kind enough to take our picture behind his bar. We’ve also been immortalised in the form of a signed bar mat on a wall.

So when we were hanging out in what can only be described as an ‘indoor-balcony/living room’ (complete with tv and lamps) we met some American ladies , almost none of which can be seen in this picture. I think they came into Escape with us…. but I can’t quite remember. This was in the Outback bar, where we also met a German girl called Sabine, who sat with us for ages, and I wondered what her friends thought of her disappearance, as she surely didn’t arrive on her own.

For some reason we saw a mural of fish, and decided that we needed a picture of all of us in front of it. Check out my white belt, which was surely combined with gigantic amounts of ass-cleavage, and as many will testify, is my personal style.

*VERY TENUOUS CELEB LINK* There was a band on Kerrang! just before called ‘My Awesome Compilation’ who are from Leicester (and very good I might add) whose keyboardist once described me to their singer as “the man,” he was very drunk, as most people are when they leave The Fan Club.

P.S. Probably no post tomorrow as I’m going to the Newcastle game and won’t be home till late. Also, I’m getting a haircut, my first for maybe 4-5 months.