Ahoy there! Yes, this is what you have all been waiting for, and it’ll remain a feature of Bone’s Blog for many weeks to come I hope… Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah… Claire’s Very First Drunken Blog! Bone promised to subsidise all the alcohol I have consumed in order to get one!

Well, it’s 4am guys and I’m still awake. Dedication to the cause, that’s what I call it. Even all the fricking birds are singing. It’ll be getting light soon and I have to carry on with this darned open paper exam tomorrow! English Words In The German Language. The most interesting topic of the 8 questions… and that’s really saying something…

Tonight was weird. I cried my little heart out in front of a whole bunch of assembled drunken students in Toffs. What a LOSER! Reasons are totally understandable, but totally too personal to talk about here yet. Not drunk enough - give it time, give it time! Dude is what I have to say about that. I shall no doubt reveal the more interesting details of the night tomorrow, which involves 6 shots of Baileys and a dance to Amarillo which cheered me right up, so stay tuned Blog lovers!

Oh and by the way, someone’s saved the (Green) Day. Gotta love that pun…