Posted by Bone at February 16th, 2004
Ok, I wrote out this big post about my night out on Saturday, but then Explorer crashed on me when I tried to access the WHSmith site, so I’m gonna paraphrase.
Went to Retribution with Dave, Duncan, Goatee Richard, Lukas and Katie. All I drank all night was 2 bottle of Big Beastie from Asda. Retribution is a rock club, 3 floors, first floor is Foo Fighters/Smashing Pumpkins type stuff, second floor is punk/ska and a bit of emo, we stayed there most of the nighty and requested quite a few songs, third floor is metal, we danced there quite a bit too, and because I was headbanging like some kind of cliche monster I have a stiff neck now.
Since I went on valentines day I may as well do a romance update. I was on the top floor and just dancing away, as you do when you feel the rhythm of the groove, and I see this girl looking at me, she was typical alternative, dark hair (which I like) dark eyeliner, quite pale and a pretty decent body (as far as I could tell, it was dark) so I figured she was looking at someone behind me, but no, she smiles at me, this is odd me thinks, she starts walking towards me, my good god what the devil is going on, she walks past, all return to normal you think, but no as she walks round behind me her hand gently strokes round from thigh to buttock (he he buttock) so I turn around, and shes gone, dammit. So there you go, 10 seconds expanded into a whole paragraph.
In another valentines related story, Sophie (Russell) gave me a sparkler as a present, and I thought “could there honestly be something more depressing than lighting a sparkler, in your darkened room, alone, on valentines day” especiall when its from a girl that has a boyfriend, and you have to listen to them fuck all the time, thats right guys loud music doesn’t cover everything!!!
Also Hannah made me a valentines card, but she also has a boyfriend, the message inside read “to my next in line” so now all I have to do is kill Matt somehow……
Just imagine what the long version would have been like.