Posted by Bone at November 24th, 2003

Guys,

I actually wanna keep this one short because they all tend to get ridiculously long and that is n’t really the point of a blog, its meant to be short snappy, and typed as you sip a mocha, I on the other hand cannot afford to go to starbucks and do not read the guardian (at least not often).

On Monday night I had 2 migraines in a row which absolutely killed, and so I was koncked out by my pills and was very ill the next day, so I ended up missing half my week (half my lecture/seminars are on a tuesday) and spent all but 3 hours of Tuesday in the safety of my bed.

I decided that since I missed out on the traditional tuesday party I would party (please understand that party means drink and get rejected by girls) so I started at 3:30 and then stopped at about 8 when I passed out on my bed, after apparently sniffing Sophie, and then attempting to do yoga against my wall, I was not successful, but somehow my phone was taken out of my pocket and I now have a photo of me in an L shape (legs highest) as my background. I then went to the Robert Finn School of Soberology which involved standing outside breathing very deeply, falling asleep, drinking about 3 pints of water, and having a simple toastie of cheese and ham, I did complain at the lack of chilli sauce, peanut butter olive and cracked pepper, but he said that would make me sick. Amazingly this worked and by 10 o’clock I was in town at a Wetherspoons completely sober, which was very odd, and I didn’t really want to drink anymore but it was buy one get one free on Reef’s at Undecided.

Irony of the night was that Rob had to be taken home after having 28 shots of vodka (8 ahead of myself) and drinking a big bottle of “Hardcore” (actually name not a description) cider, which Tom decided tasted like “Champagne made with apples” oh and it cost £1.47 for 700ml we indeed are a classy Kent House.

Did pretty much nothing at the weekend except work and watch TV, though I did manage to wake up to watch England beat the Aussies, which was nice.

It would appear that I’ve written another long post and once again its about booze, well I am at uni, I’ve gotta conform to 1 stereotype.

Drive-thru invasion tour has a half page ad in this weeks Kerrang!

I see Muse on Friday at the Nottingham Ice Arena, report of that next monday.

Rach, if you have read this like you said you would please leave a comment.

I just made my first purchase with my credit card, 4 t-shirts from Drive-thru records costing $60 ($17 of which was shipping+handling) so about £36 by my E at AS-level maths.

Also just to piss off anyone who actually does anything, as of this week I only have lectures/seminars on Monday, Tuesday, and hour hour on Wednesday morning. hahaha

Peace to all ma homies (its called irony),
B.